What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta!
Like these earrings from Dolce and Gabbana's Spring 12 collection:
There is a fantastic DIY to make real pasta earrings like these on the blog Honestly...WTF at http://honestlywtf.com/diy/diy-dolce-gabbana-pasta-earrings/.
If that terrible joke made you smile, pass it along!